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Can't believe Miss Mills gave us a
fucking pop quiz on a Friday.

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I know.

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Chad told me his class got a pizza
party.

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A pizza party? Are you fucking kidding
me?

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Yep.

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That's what we get for taking honors.

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Well, fuck that.

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If that's the case, then I'm just going
to flunk all my college placement exams

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on purpose so I can be in the fun
classes.

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Why not? Don't do that.

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Why not?

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We're 18.

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We're about to graduate.

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We can do whatever we want.

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Speaking of doing whatever we want.

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Horned dog.

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What? It's hard not to be horny with
you.

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Hey, remember what I said. No hanky
-panky.

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Dad.

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Look, don't shoot the messenger.

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You know how your mother feels about
this. When Amelia's over, this door

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open.

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Don't worry, Mr.

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Atwood. We'll be good.

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That reminds me, Elliot, your mother
needs you to clean some virus off the

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computer. Oh my gosh, how many times do
I have to tell her to stop clicking on

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pop -up ads for handbags? Well, she
didn't listen.

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And I'm a mechanic, I don't know shit
about computers, so I need you to go

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this thing up.

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Can I just do it later?

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No, you need to do it now.

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When she comes home tonight, she's going
to want to work on her novel.

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She hasn't worked on that in six months.
She's just going to procrastinate and

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look at handbags.

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Listen! You respect your mother.

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Or else, there'll be no hanky -panky,
even if the door is open.

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Do you understand me?

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Yes, sir.

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Alright, Amelia.

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I'll be really fast, okay?

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Listen.

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Don't hold your breath.

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It's pretty fucked. It's gonna take a
while.

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That's okay. I'll just chill here and
wait and work on my socials.

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Sorry for the interruption, but it was
good to see you, doll.

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Oh, it's no problem at all.

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And let me know if you need anything
else. Okay.

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Ashley, I wanted to ask you, do you like
my outfit better like this

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or like this?

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First way.

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What are you even looking at that?

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Hey! How's everything going in here? I
made you some fresh lemonade.

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Oh, thank you. Thanks, Mr. Atwood.

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Of course.

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Is it me or is it... It's cold in here.
Do you feel a draft?

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No. No, I'm fine.

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Let me check the thermostat.

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What the fuck?

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This says 68. I keep this house at a
steady 71.

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Honestly, like, I'm really not that
cold. It's fine.

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No, no, listen.

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I might not be a computer technician,
but I'm a mechanic. There's one thing I

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can fix.

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It's a thermostat.

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Um, actually, now that you mention it,
it is kind of cold in here.

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You should fix it.

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And maybe you could teach me how to do
it.

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That's something I should know before I
go off to college, right?

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Yes, exactly. I would love to. I tell my
wife all the time.

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She should know her way around the
toolbox.

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I mean, I may not be around forever.

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I think it would be really fun.

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Awesome.

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Don't you move a muscle and I will be
right back with my toolbox.

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Great.

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45 minutes 45 minutes Well,

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this is the problem right here

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This little thing wasn't connected onto
that wire once you get that connected

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There you go All right

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It looks like Mr.

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Phillipshead and I are having a little
problem here. We might need some

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Oh my gosh, Mr.

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Atwood, you are so funny.

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Why, thank you.

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You know, I wish Elliot had your sense
of humor.

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He never laughs at my jokes.

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You know what I call him?

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Captain No Funzo.

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So, you excited about wrapping up
school?

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Oh yeah, I can't wait to get out of
there and go to college.

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I just need to wait and see where I get
in.

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Well, you're one smart cookie.

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I'm sure you'll get in everywhere you
applied.

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Thank you.

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I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

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Well, I bet you're excited for prom.

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I got Elliot fitted for a sharp suit.

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He won't embarrass you.

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Well, I'm sure if you picked it out, it
will be amazing.

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Thank you.

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Did you go to your prom, Mr. Atwood?

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Actually, yes, I did, but that was a
long time ago.

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I bet you were the prom king.

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Me? No, no way.

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I was more like... The guy that stole
the prom king's girlfriend.

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And then he cried like a little bitch.

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Fuck!

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Is the music getting hotter in here? I
think the heater is on now. This damn

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thing.

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Do you mind if I take off my shirt?

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Please. Go ahead. I mean, it's your
home. You should be comfortable.

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Thank you.

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It's hot.

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Why don't you take a picture? It'll last
longer.

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Good idea.

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Maybe I should put my shirt back on. I
haven't felt quite

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the beer gut over the years. No, no.

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You look amazing.

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You have nothing to hide.

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Why are you being so shy?

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Amelia, what's going on here?

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Look, Elliot, he's a really nice guy.

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But we both know that he is not a real
man.

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And that's what I need.

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Look, Elliot's a kid.

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Give him some time. He'll go out to the
real world and he'll harden up.

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But ever since he introduced me to you,
you're all I can think about.

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He is not the man I want. You are.

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Amelia, you're going to head off to
college. You're going to grow up a whole

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bunch. And you're going to meet a whole
bunch of people.

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Come on. I know that there is something
between us. And I know that you know.

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Because I feel it. And I might be young.
But I'm not stupid, okay?

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And you're always checking me out.

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I am a married man.

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You're the girlfriend of my son.

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I know.

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It's so hard.

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Stop it!

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Amelia, this is not going to happen.

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See, that's what I want.

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A real man.

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Amelia, this is not appropriate.

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But what about all those times when you
would give me a ride home late at night

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alone? I know there was a reason for
that.

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Yeah, you needed a ride home.

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help me with my math homework, and no
offense, but you suck at math.

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Look, I was just being the nice guy. You
needed that.

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Sweetheart, I'm sorry, but you're
imagining things.

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Am I imagining this thing?

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This is not what you think.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Look, if you wanted to leave, you could
have left already.

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But you're still here.

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And you have a nice, big boner.

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And like you said, you're a married man,
so when is the next

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time that you're going to get some hot
teen pussy?

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What do you want me to start with?

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I'll be quiet.

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Or I'll try.

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What

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am I doing?

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You're already doing it.

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I waited so fucking long for this.

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You knew you wanted to be.

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No.

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No, no.

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Oh shit.

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Yes.

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I feel so good.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Fuck my little fucking teen pussies.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Keep going like that.

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Yes.

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Oh my god. Oh my god. Yes.

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You want to play?

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Yeah,

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right.

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Right the fuck out of you.

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Amen.

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So bad.

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You're fucking me like a real man.

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Oh my god.

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Well, that was almost everything I ever
dreamed of.

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But next time, we should do anal.

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No, no, no.

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Next time?

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There's not going to be a next time.

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Jesus, there shouldn't have been a this
time.

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Actually, I think there will be.

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Unless you want your family to find out
about this little secret.

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You wouldn't.

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sensitive he is, if he found out that
his dad fucked his girlfriend in his own

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bed, I mean, he'd be devastated, right?

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Speaking of Elliot, I think I'm gonna go
check on him.

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And maybe you could take us out to
dinner?

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We could play footsie under the table.